She’s so hot I just want to find out what her name is but not asking her directly, mostly through subterfuge and eavesdropping.
She’s so hot I just want to put babies inside of her and support them financially and emotionally.
She’s so hot I just want to go through her garbage to find out if she has a boyfriend.
She’s so hot I have to rehearse my conversations with her. People think I’m talking to myself… I am, but not in the way they think.
She’s so hot I can’t even look at her, I have to keep cup-checking my boner.
She’s so hot I just want to say mean and hurtful things to other women so that they aren’t attracted to me and also to deride them for not being as hot as she is.
She’s so hot I can’t even look at another woman, all I see are effeminately dressed men with large and small chests.
She’s so hot that I ordered a very expensive high powered binocular. I even paid extra for the overnight delivery.
She’s so hot I just want to be friends with her boyfriend and ask him stuff about her like, “whats her favorite color.” And “when does she menstruate?”
She’s so hot that I just want to put on endless loop the song, “you’re beautiful” by James blunt, and I even practice it when I’m in the car, so that I can karaoke the song when she’s on her balcony. And yes she has a balcony.
She’s so hot that I want to send a bouquet of flowers to her parents telling them what a good job they did in procreating her.
She’s so hot I want to go to college and learn how to do science and cloning, so that I can clone her and have clone babies with her.
She’s so hot I want to give up PORN FOREVER.