If you use these words in conversation you probably sound like a dullard an idiot or at best someone who has misheard a word. Your friends are nice and won’t say anything, so its up to me to open your eyes.
So imagine an intellectual who is well respected and constantly speaks through his or her nose. On one occasion they happen to get a cold and use the word “Supposedly.” On those rare occasions the word “Supposedly” could actually sound like “Supposably.” Now to the rest of you, good luck on finding a better excuse than that to hide your idiocy.
Come, let us sit by the fire reciting poems. I in my obsequiousness speaking the warmth of our friendship and you conversating on the days events. Conversation IS a word, CONVERSATE is not. I think the word you are looking for is converse. Now I know what you’re thinking. (WHAT!? LIKE THE SNEAKER!?) Yes, like the sneaker. please stop using conversate. It isn’t a word.
If you use this word, I will dump a 5 dollar Starbucks drink on your face. And don’t even think about going to Italy and asking for an Expresso. A 5$ Starbucks drink in your face will be the least of your worries.
4. Vay-cay, Vuh Jay jay, Totes, Presh and other shortened words.
Look I know, being in middle school is tough. So many people before you have thought of really cool words to say that made them the most popular in school. I mean gosh, the guy who invented the word “cool” is probably a billionaire right now. But lets be honest, its ok to text these words on your phone to your other middle schooler friends, seen and not heard so to speak. Use them in front of me and I will throw wild hay makers until I see blood!
5. Random or Awkward or Literally
These words were over used about 5 years ago. Please stop using them as “filler” words. “Hey I went to the gas station and filled up my tank. OH THATS RANDOM!“No! its not Random, people fill up their gas tanks because they have to.
“Oh my God, Justine, this totally ugly boy just asked me out! Why couldn’t he have been hot?! AWKWARD! About 97% of situations before the age of 40 are awkward to some degree. Please get over it.
I literally- STOP NO YOU DIDN’T!
I have a confession. I did use this word. I am not perfect. For future reference all you have to say is “Regardless.” Don’t kill me, irregardless of what you might have heard….. DAMN! I DID it again-
I can’t even respond to this word anymore.