Don’t ever go through life thinking you’re a failure if you make one mistake. Just don’t!
- The Pope resigned.
- Even Olympic runners stub their toes from time to time.
- Superman ain’t so super. Give him a nice kryptonite bow tie for his birthday and he starts puking like a freshman in college.
- St. Peter? Yeah the guy who watches the pearly gates? He denied God 3 times and also cut a dudes ear off.
- America, the worlds largest economy and military is in debt to the tune of 16 trillion and climbing!
- Obama is half white.
- Thongs don’t cover both butt cheeks entirely.
- Ron Jeremy may have a big dong, but take that away and hes a balding, slimy greasy old man. Not unlike many men that can be found in the north east.
- Wisdom teeth, pinky toes and gingers being born without a soul.
- Algebra… All of it.
But most of all you wanna know who isn’t perfect? YOU
You probably forgot to floss last night.