Don’t ever go through life thinking you’re a failure if you make one mistake. Just don’t!
- The Pope resigned.
- Even Olympic runners stub their toes from time to time.
- Superman ain’t so super. Give him a nice kryptonite bow tie for his birthday and he starts puking like a freshman in college.
- St. Peter? Yeah the guy who watches the pearly gates? He denied God 3 times and also cut a dudes ear off.
- America, the worlds largest economy and military is in debt to the tune of 16 trillion and climbing!
- Obama is half white.
- Thongs don’t cover both butt cheeks entirely.
- Ron Jeremy may have a big dong, but take that away and hes a balding, slimy greasy old man. Not unlike many men that can be found in the north east.
- Wisdom teeth, pinky toes and gingers being born without a soul.
- Algebra… All of it.
But most of all you wanna know who isn’t perfect? YOU
You probably forgot to floss last night.
I totally flossed last night
NO YOU DIDNT! CONFESS!
Did too. Maybe I’ll take video tonight to prove it!
Video of you flossing? No you’d also need a time machine to video that.
Damn it, totally forgot to floss last night. It’s like you’re spying!!
Also, the thong comment made me practically fall off my chair.
Lastly, totally perfect! Psha!
Yeah right! I knew you forgot to floss everyone forgets!
OMG! I did forget to floss!
I know all…
It’s a little frightening.
“Thongs don’t cover both butt cheeks entirely.”
. Though, there are thongs that look as though someone is wearing floss.
That depends on how many thongs a person is wearing at the same time
Leave it up to list of X to know a TON about thongs.
you are so lucky I am not ginger …
Even Olypmic runners stub their toes sometimes. hahah aawwwww
They DO!
I swear it.
Who’s Ron Jeremy?
You have heard of Google right?