- I bet you’re all excited about getting old. The increasing number and sizes of flaps of skin.
- I bet you’ll be excited for that bladder that fills and empties when you least expect it.
- I bet you’re all excited from the diaper rashes from the adult size diapers you’ll be wearing as a result of the bladder problems.
- I bet you’re excited for all those young people to laugh at your inability to use modern technology. Its ok, you’ll still know how to use an Iphone.
- I bet you’re excited for a bed time of 7:30 and sometimes 8:00 if its love making night.
- I bet you’re excited to relay the story of walking 10 ft in the snow to a bus and 40 ft in the snow to your school to your grand kids.
- I bet you’re all excited to tell your grand kids how money was paper when you were a kid and not a chip implanted in your arm.
- I bet you’ll be excited for President Bieber… Yeah, Nathan Arnold Bieber he’s a good leader and has a good head on his shoulders. He was raised right because his Dad took a huge part in his upbringing.
Who am I kidding? You won’t be excited because you’ll all be soylent green. Now go out and enjoy life while you still have a bladder to do so!
Don’t forget that rogue-hair grooming!
Gosh! Don’t remind me!
I decided not to wait until grandkids, I tell my kids now about the 10ft of snow.
Well look at you! Already jumping into one phase of being a senior citizen.
Love it! Thanks for the LOLz – I will nominate it for the goofy ABC award at:
http://bloggersupportgroup.wordpress.com/
Well thanks for the nomination!
I will have t disagree with the assumed third stage, though. For the next generations reality of life at old age will be modified to: no money no energy until no time.
Whats sad, is that I agree with you… The price of healthcare keeps going through the roof.
Very true. The direction we are heading is: there won’t be any HC for the people – only for a very few. Pretty much like in a real version of the Hunger Games.
They won’t wait until we get old, though. They aren’t joking: in Europe the banks grab the money directly from the bank accounts.
Ug.
Denmother
Was that a good Ug or a bad Ug?
It was a “bummer” Ug. I don’t want to get saggy and wear diapers.
It happens to all of us! So go out and go crazy when you aren’t saggy and wear diapers.