Hello and Welcome to the blog site. Maximumwage
My name is Moses.
I attempt to write comically about news and other things.
A normal post is Monday and Thursday.
Facts:
I taunt sharks for fun.
I eat turtles (just the shells)
Dirty Harry is a character based off of my body odor.
Respectfully,
Moses
Thanks for taking the time to comment on my blog…. and liking my photos..
I was stationed in Lawton Oklahoma in 1975. It was the worst place I have ever been. I saw a guy get the ____________knocked out of him in a bar by four thugs who really seemed to enjoy it.
Your blog is pretty funny.
Thanks, yeah there’s nothing to do in that town. I did go see Geronimo’s grave and medicine bluffs but every night I was there was the same, Drinking at a bar and getting fucked up.
blog is so funny! where abouts in southern california are you?
Thanks for the compliment, and I am currently in los Angeles. kinda close to hollywood.
Lawton, OK, LOL! I was born in Midwest City and lived in OK until I was 12. Most of my family lives there. I probably wouldn’t include that on a “world traveler” list. It just sounds funny to me. And for the record, so would Dayton.
I have decided to add you to my blogroll. You can go out and celebrate with all your friends and family now. Your life is complete.
I AM So going out and getting drunk tonight because you did that…. I shall return the favor.
fuck. I’m going to drink to both of you because my fridge is full and we all need an excuse to enjoy a tuesday night; the most unenjoyable day of the week. then I’ll talk to the people on tv and start telling them about you all as if I’ve met you personally and about what our plans are, all the while ignoring the fact that I’m talking to actors on a screen
Huzzah! Where’s my butler with the freshly chilled Bollinger?
guess what? you’ve personally become a nominated-winner-nominee-person-thing for the great chain of Liebster Award Blogs in thanks by yours truly (what I am truly I’m not sure).
http://forbettergenius.wordpress.com/2011/11/29/random-humor-liebster-award-blog/
take this moment to bask in your own glory and drool. hell, maybe take it one step further and start commanding people to honor you as a King and to do silly little dances for your pleasure. Oh, don’t forget to brand your subjects with a red hot iron either like the stubborn cattle they are.. gotta keep your bitches in check haha.
This is so awesome! I always love a blog that’s both funny and true! Very interesting in your job travels! Hope I can go the same places some day.
What’s the dream you live with?
Im not telling
I have a question
What’s your dream?
o poop. someone already asked.
….. 
so don’t tell – reveal?
Hahaha my dream shall be my very very very last post. That much I am certain of
Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi….speaking of annoying, you’d know that chant if you have lived in Australia
Oh I’ve heard it. I know not to say “dingo ate my baby or” “Throw another shrimp on the barbie” that the extent of my knowledge of Australia.
Hi there Moses, thanks for visiting my blog. Love your witty writings, and stories from an imaginary world. I started a new blog, together with my evil twin brother. You can check out our first post at clewor.wordpress.com (A cheerfully delightful blog).
Cheers,
A fellow polymath (together, we are in the good company of Leonardo Da Vinci, Michaelangelo and Chuck Norris.)
Your blog is pretty funny.
I ‘m going to follow your blog because you make me laugh with your sharp and clever wit. Thanks for the laugh! XD
NO problem. Glad I could make you laugh.
best blog I have seen/read in a while.
Keep up the good work, Moses! Cool traveling home you have here!
Yo Moses! I’m lovin’ your blog. I happened to find you on Freshly Pressed this morning. I just want you to know I laughed out loud for like 5 minutes when I read your comment in Please describe yourself in the most annoying way possible, “Who the hell doesn’t love to laugh? Really?!” So true. I love your sense of humor…thanks for the good laugh. Can’t wait to see what else you come up with. Word!
I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award! http://wp.me/p1PCSn-7P.
Either someone slipped me a dumbass pill in my morning coffee, or your posts don’t have a like or comment option on them. Can you help me? I would like to stalk you, so please stop making things difficult
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Its the format and stalking is permitted as long as its friendly.
I found the problem. Now, that I have removed my head from my ass… It is nice to make your acquaintance. Always friendly stalking.
Likewise, congrats on graduating from College and good luck on your journey and path, I too am searching for some kind of meaning. For a second I freaked out a little I thought the page wasn’t loading correctly.
Thank you! I am afraid to write a post today. I seem to be failing at WordPress this morning.
Give up now and start drinking. Thats what i might do.
If only I wasn’t so hungover…
Was directed to your blog via 25tofly. Love that she compared you to Wilson. Intrigued me and now I live your blog. You’re funny. I enjoy your brand of humour
Thanks! I’ll have to thank her for the recommendation! I’m glad you enjoy the blog.
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What was your FP post? I don’t think I’ve seen that one. Come on, now. Share the wealth.
It was this one. http://maximumwage.wordpress.com/2011/11/28/please-describe-yourself-in-the-most-annoying-way-possible/
Quite a while ago I might add. Have you been FP?
This has got to be one of my favorite About sections. How noble of you to just eat the shell and spare the turtle’s life.
Right? I’m like kind of an animal rights activist. Turtles can get new homes right? Or am I thinking about crustaceans?