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- I don't think I could ever love someone so completely and fully that I could like the smell of their farts. That's a love I can't give.I just tweeted 2 weeks ago
- I know papa john got a face lift at some point. If I had the money id get 4 facelifts.I just tweeted 2 weeks ago
- I'm fairly certain getting a boner burns calories. BUT don't quote me on that.I just tweeted 2 weeks ago
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Dear Canadian Prime Minister, I know what your real name is because I googled it. I’ve decided to call you Canadian Prime minister because it makes this open letter sound more ominous. Hey, its me Moses. I’ve decided to … Continue reading
Just some observations for you all. I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee. The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing … Continue reading
Well look at you getting two blog posts this week. Aren’t you lucky! After writing my last Tuesday blog post, I thought I’d post some of the other cover art I came across. ENJOY!
Call me unromantic, call me an asshole. I don’t believe in never ending love. I don’t believe in a love so strong that it conquers all. AND I CERTAINLY do not believe that, “all you need is love.” According … Continue reading
I don’t mean to brag. Butt I do. 1. I’ve caught a total of three women checking out my butt. 2. Its a nice large size but not too big. 3. It holds my pants up. If my butt … Continue reading
I woke up naked. Wondering where I was, what had happened. My eyes hurt like I a bad hangover. Through the blur, I became aware of my surroundings. I was in a small dirt room, the walls were white brick … Continue reading
I realize I haven’t written a blog post in a while. For that I’m sorry. Pull out your whips, grab your clubs and ready your french ticklers because I have no excuse. I’ve been working a shit ton of … Continue reading
Happy Birthday to me last Friday! You know those moments where everything seems to just be awesome? Well I had 2 of those moments on my birthday. Like most of you unfortunate souls who celebrate your birthday during the … Continue reading
How different stuff makes me feel! You’ll get it. At work I wear sunglasses that have a lanyard attached to them. Kind of like this: From time to time that lanyard rubs up against the back of my neck … Continue reading