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- Never play a strategy board game while buzzed. Fuck chutes and ladders.I just tweeted 2 days ago
- We could never get married. You're a night farter, and if I smelled one of your farts in the middle of the night id probably try 2 kill youI just tweeted 4 days ago
- It's pretty common to fart a lot when after eating a lot of fiber right?I just tweeted 6 days ago
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Listed below are things I may have said in the past… I’m not really sure. Statement: Looks like all that working out has really paid off, you look great! Response: I’m not working out to look good, I’m working … Continue reading
That moment when a pair of my socks both lose their partners, and I force them into a new arranged marriage. The best Valentine a man can receive. (I got this last Valentines day from a friend.) This is how I … Continue reading
We all have those days. How I feel checking for grammatical errors before posting a blog post. How I feel after I’ve published said blog post, and find a really bad grammatical error: How I feel when I say something … Continue reading
Last December I made one of the biggest social media decisions in my life. I completely removed my Facebook account. (Twitter as well) The reasons are three fold. 1. I joined Facebook back in 2005 because I wanted to know … Continue reading
I’m not technically a character actor. Once in a blue moon I’ll bust out a character to either do an impression, make fun of someone or to make a point. I use them so often I probably don’t even realize … Continue reading
Reblogged on January 21st. Hi everyone, after game testing this drinking game for almost 3 years its time I re-edited the game with some changes. Please understand that the original posting for this game was 2011 and times have changed. … Continue reading
For so many people out there the prospect of finding a soul mate can be daunting. Enter the insane number of dating sites to solve your “single” problem. Here is how online dating works as told through gifs. What I … Continue reading
Many of you have already picked out various new years resolutions. Or as I like to call them “promises.” You probably have already broken your’s already. Who says you gotta go THE WHOLE YEAR without eating ice cream? That shit … Continue reading