This is all the old stuff
Look at this calendar, look at all the times I write for you.
- You know who should break away from Great Britain?? Australia. #itstime #freeyourself say no to penal coloniesI just tweeted 1 day ago
- Any animal/mammal that can't wipe it's own butt is going to be stinky. #FACTI just tweeted 2 weeks ago
- I just ate two bowls of cereal. I think I've doubled the amount of fiber I get daily just by eating two. #healthylivingI just tweeted 2 weeks ago
The Stuff I write about.
- How I Feel Now That Football Is Back! September 9, 2014
- She is So Beautiful. September 2, 2014
- Where You Put Your GPS Unit and What it Says About You. August 26, 2014
- Mind Games August 12, 2014
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Welcome back Football! Oh How I missed you! For those of you who don’t know, my foot ball team did really well last season. We won the trophy, the Superbowl, the Mega Millions of Football trophies. I’ve been really looking … Continue reading
While I have never uttered any of these words, I know some poor sap of a guy has at one time or another. She is so beautiful, I just want to go through her garbage and see if she has … Continue reading
Middle Lower of the Windshield. You’re the type of person who wants a clear view of the road. You probably take your time when you make left hand turns because your field of view is obscured by the door frame. … Continue reading
Hey folks! Here are some things you can do when you’re bored, want to mess with people or just like have free time in your day to day activities. I’ll be honest, if you plan on doing any … Continue reading
Dear Canadian Prime Minister, I know what your real name is because I googled it. I’ve decided to call you Canadian Prime minister because it makes this open letter sound more ominous. Hey, its me Moses. I’ve decided to … Continue reading
Just some observations for you all. I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee. The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing … Continue reading
Well look at you getting two blog posts this week. Aren’t you lucky! After writing my last Tuesday blog post, I thought I’d post some of the other cover art I came across. ENJOY!