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- I think my consumption of beer is directly proportional to the amount of blue collar construction work I do. Looks like its gonna be a case.I just tweeted 1 day ago
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- Going To A Movie Theater, as told through GIFS. November 19, 2013
- A Story Of Drunken Sexual Agression, as told in the style of Jane Austen November 7, 2013
- Lets Talk About Forts Some More! November 5, 2013
- Lets Talk About FORTS! October 30, 2013
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We all go see m0vies right? Sometimes its a good experience, sometimes its bad. I went to my local theater and this is what happened. I’m meeting a few other friends to see the movie THOR 2. I’ve decided to … Continue reading
I wrote this re-telling in 2012 and liked it so much I thought, “Why not re-blog it.” If you don’t like reading Jane Austen its okay, not all of it is written in this style. You’ll see. The setting, … Continue reading
If you haven’t seen my the first post please click here. Ok, now that you’re all caught up lets continue with our regularly scheduled blog post. Island Fort Ultimate Defense rating level 10, because even zombies flying helicopters would have … Continue reading
Oh my gosh you guys! LETS TALK ABOUT FORTS! INDIAN FORT! First we have your standard “Wild West” Anti- Indian repelling fort. Lets look at this constructively. It has a water tower to hold out against a siege. (people need … Continue reading
How many of you remember Washington Mutual? Along time ago in a land far far away, Moses (me) had a Washington Mutual account. I had just moved to Washington state and was in need of a safe place to put … Continue reading
Recently I went on a blind date, this is how it went down. When a friend of mine said, “there is a woman I’m going to set you up with” This is how I reacted: I mean I can find … Continue reading
In another series of posts where I “RANT” or “GET MAD AT THE STATE OF THINGS.” I present to you, Why We Are Fat. I recently went shopping for Applesauce and spotted some Mott’s apple sauce on sale. The kind … Continue reading
I’ve made about 4 different posts of this nature, so why not another one? (What can I say? I like helping bored people out!) Enjoy. 1. On a crowded bus or airplane trip, peel of the band aid of recent … Continue reading