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About MaximumWage

Everyday I put on my "I can do it" underpants followed by my I'm trying to lose weight pants, followed by my "I'm still kind of young" shirt followed by a belt and then polish it off with a nice smile to finish the ensemble. I don't wear shoes.

An Open Letter to the Canadian Prime Minister


  Dear Canadian Prime Minister, I know what your real name is because I googled it. I’ve decided to call you Canadian Prime minister because it makes this open letter sound more ominous. Hey, its me Moses. I’ve decided to … Continue reading

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Observations Part 4


Just some observations for you all. I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee. The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing … Continue reading

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Silly Romance Novel Cover Artwork


Well look at you getting two blog posts this week. Aren’t you lucky! After writing my last Tuesday blog post, I thought I’d post some of the other cover art I came across. ENJOY!  

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I Do Not Believe in Soul Mates.


  Call me unromantic, call me an asshole. I don’t believe in never ending love. I don’t believe in a love so strong that it conquers all. AND I CERTAINLY do not believe that, “all you need is love.” According … Continue reading

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I Have an Amazing Butt


I don’t mean to brag. Butt I do. 1. I’ve caught a total of three women checking out my butt. 2. Its a nice large size but not too big. 3. It holds my pants up.   If my butt … Continue reading

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The Worst Day Of My Life.


I woke up naked. Wondering where I was, what had happened. My eyes hurt like I a bad hangover. Through the blur, I became aware of my surroundings. I was in a small dirt room, the walls were white brick … Continue reading

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UPDATES!


  I realize I haven’t written a blog post in a while. For that I’m sorry. Pull out your whips, grab your clubs and ready your french ticklers because I have no excuse. I’ve been working a shit ton of … Continue reading

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My Birthday!


Happy Birthday to me last Friday!   You know those moments where everything seems to just be awesome? Well I had 2 of those moments on my birthday. Like most of you unfortunate souls who celebrate your birthday during the … Continue reading

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How Things Make Me Feel Using Gifs.


How different stuff makes me feel! You’ll get it.   At work I wear sunglasses that have a lanyard attached to them. Kind of like this: From time to time that lanyard rubs up against the back of my neck … Continue reading

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Fun Words and Other Fun Jokes.


Welcome back friends! I know its been two weeks since I last posted something. My apologies, I’m working on starting a small business. Who knew life could be this much fun and  busy!? Anyway this post has been a long … Continue reading

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