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- The best farts are the ones that push themselves out.I just tweeted 3 days ago
- Shit! All I gotta do is see the cashier?! Damn! http://t.co/mEdEO6axlKI just tweeted 1 week ago
- RT @FilthyRichmond: Sex tip: Stuff a Cosmo up his butt.I just tweeted 2 weeks ago
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Hey folks! Here are some things you can do when you’re bored, want to mess with people or just like have free time in your day to day activities. I’ll be honest, if you plan on doing any … Continue reading
Dear Canadian Prime Minister, I know what your real name is because I googled it. I’ve decided to call you Canadian Prime minister because it makes this open letter sound more ominous. Hey, its me Moses. I’ve decided to … Continue reading
Just some observations for you all. I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee. The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing … Continue reading
Well look at you getting two blog posts this week. Aren’t you lucky! After writing my last Tuesday blog post, I thought I’d post some of the other cover art I came across. ENJOY!
Call me unromantic, call me an asshole. I don’t believe in never ending love. I don’t believe in a love so strong that it conquers all. AND I CERTAINLY do not believe that, “all you need is love.” According … Continue reading
I don’t mean to brag. Butt I do. 1. I’ve caught a total of three women checking out my butt. 2. Its a nice large size but not too big. 3. It holds my pants up. If my butt … Continue reading
I woke up naked. Wondering where I was, what had happened. My eyes hurt like I a bad hangover. Through the blur, I became aware of my surroundings. I was in a small dirt room, the walls were white brick … Continue reading
I realize I haven’t written a blog post in a while. For that I’m sorry. Pull out your whips, grab your clubs and ready your french ticklers because I have no excuse. I’ve been working a shit ton of … Continue reading
Happy Birthday to me last Friday! You know those moments where everything seems to just be awesome? Well I had 2 of those moments on my birthday. Like most of you unfortunate souls who celebrate your birthday during the … Continue reading