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Quick update: I’m taking the GRE on the 28th of May so I’m going to spend the next 2 weeks studying and NOT writing. So wish me luck and have fun not reading my blog I guess. I’m trying to … Continue reading
So when was the last time you got scared? What scary movies have you seen that you absolutely can’t watch again? What gets your heart racing with fear? What makes you do this? So imagine all of those really scary … Continue reading
Just some observations y’all. – Alzheimer’s plus premature ejaculation would be confusing as hell. – Jewish Santa Claus is really Karl Marx. Proof: – The way to tell if you’re very close friends with someone, is to borrow something of … Continue reading
For those of you looking for PART 1… Here you go. How I feel when I write a great joke: How all bloggers on WordPress feel when they want to get freshly pressed: When they don’t get freshly pressed: When … Continue reading
If you missed my last one here it is. Please get a chance to familiarize yourself with the first one, it may or may not turn you off from reading this one. I can confirm that this story is true … Continue reading
Found these on the internet and wanted to share. Trust me when I say they’re all true ok? 1. A Giraffe can go without water longer than a camel. 2. A Horse cannot breathe though its mouth. 3. Wombats … Continue reading
You’re such an alcoholic that I’ve considered investing in the company that makes your favorite alcohol. You are so unloved, you’re not allowed to like anything on Facebook. You are such a mystery that the Illuminati come to you for … Continue reading
While I cannot confirm whether this story is true or false I can adequately convey that it is most likely an urban legend. It was told to me in college and I have relayed it to other friends and acquaintances … Continue reading
Well to be specific a certain kind of woman. My evidence: I don’t know if any of you follow the AMC shows, Mad Men, The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad. If you don’t, my bad. Please close my blog and … Continue reading