So I bought some Deodorant last week, A LOT OF IT. Thought it would be good to review some products for other guys like me. Theres a ton of deodorants out there and sometimes you don’t know what to buy!? Right? I will admit I only stuck to Deodorants, if I get a chance I’ll try out the spray anti-perspirants for all you young guys out there.
1. Arctic Force
Old spice has a good thing here, its pretty strong, the smell is decent and it lasts quite a long time. It reminds me a little of the Empire Strikes Back where they had the Imperial Walkers. Well atleast thats what happened to my body odor, it got walked on by a huge metal beast. In the arctic. 4/5
2. Dark Temptation
This one was awful, it smelled like a leprechaun half chewed some soap and grass and then spat it into a plastic container. WHICH I then rubbed on my armpits. the only upside is that after a good workout it smells like one of those breath mints they leave on your pillow in hotel rooms. 2/5
4.Old Spice Swagger
This one wasn’t too bad, it’s got swagger but nothing to brag about. The aftertaste is a little strong for me. It had a nice rusty smell after a while with a hint chocolate. I’d call it a lesser brother to Dark Temptation without the sexy name. 3/5
5. Arm and hammer baking soda.
Ok I was shocked on this one, Arm and hammer only makes baking soda in my eyes. HOW THEN IS THIS POSSIBLE?! I don’t put baking SODA ON MY BODY. To be honest it was quite bland, it had a baking soda kind of smell. If I was going to make Brownies I think I would have thrown a couple of these boys in. Certainly not on my body. 1/5
6.Mitchum, Mountain Air.
Simple and sweet, This one was great. It felt like I was fighting redcoats in the American Revolution alongside Chuck Norris and a soft comforting panda bear. It has this effect on your armpits like nuclear cooling towers and the towers are in antarctica. After a good workout I felt like John wayne was smoking ciggarettes with me and we were drinking whiskey under an old oak tree. 5/5
And the losers…