The job you almost never wanted.


Which one of these jobs would you do for the rest of your life if these were the only choices available to you. Believing that we live in a world that you keep your job until you retire or die.

Please make your selections by bracket. All answers are final and cannot be changed.

BRACKET A:

1. Chess cheerleader

2. Valet at Pizza hut

3. Chicken suit guy at El Pollo Loco

4. Assistant exorcist

5. Pirate at Long John Silvers.

And it gets worse

BRACKET B:

1. Cleaner on the set of a porn movie.

2. Drug mule

3. Cadaver dog

4. Birthday Clown

5. Guy with a shovel and cart who follows behind cops on horses.

BRACKET C:

1. JABA the Hut’s mistress.

2. Hoarder house cleaner

3. Public executioner

4. Customer service for Enron

5. Personal assistant to Osama Bin Laden (while alive)

Please give me your answers in the form of a statement weighing in on your most likely and least likely

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About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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2 Responses to The job you almost never wanted.

  1. mrasherkade says:

    I think I’ve done all of those….recently my stocks and bonds in Hell took a nosedive. I guess I need to start selling real estate in Hell from now on….. 🙂

  2. Chicken suit guy at El Pollo Loco so I can fill the same claws as Brad Pitt. Obvi.

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