Renaming stuff cause I was bored.


 

Speed bump = Dead person simulator or car hurdle.

Rocking chair = Redneck Cradle or Stop and go back.

Palm trees = Coconut poopers or Skinny trees.

RV = Moving retirement home or Portable porta John.

Smart phone = discreet porn viewer or Googler

Grocery cart = crying child restraint or extreme 4 wheeling.

Telephone pole = DUI catcher or Reincarnated tree

 

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About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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4 Responses to Renaming stuff cause I was bored.

  1. lifewith4cats says:

    very creative. speed bump.. thats a good one.

  2. I liked the reincarnated tree.

  3. BrainRants says:

    squirrel = tree rat

  4. Love the speed bump one.

    I’ve renamed the Cirlce Line train on the London Underground system – the armpit on rails.

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