Yeah…. that sounds racist….


DISCLAIMER… These are just some observations, I tried to pick on every race and they’re not intended to offend, but you get the idea. This post is trying to be funny for SCIENCE!

“Of all the groups that smile, I like it when Chinese people smile, they smile with their whole face.”

“Albinos are proof that every race… has just a little bit of White in them somewhere.”

“If the combustion engine was invented in the middle east, It’d be called camelpower not horsepower.”

“Being Hispanic means you come from a country that a white person landed on by accident.”

“Tornados hate white people… Other than Jerry springer, who else goes after Trailer trash?”

“What is the worst thing that the white race created? Hitler? Stalin? No… it was Clowns…”

“Darth Vader wears all Black and is voiced by James Earl Jones, who else was shocked when it turned out to be a wrinkled white guy under there?”

“WHAT!? The Arabs invented Algebra!?? It appears the Terrorists already won.” (13 year old middle schoooler)

  • What does one black man call one white man? Your Honor.
  • What do 12 black men call  one white man? Coach.
  • What do thousands of Black men call one white man? Warden.
  • What do hundreds of millions of White people call one black man? President.

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About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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4 Responses to Yeah…. that sounds racist….

  1. JW says:

    What do you call a black guy in a suit? The defendant.

    (Applies the “I’m a black guy, so I can say it” rule)

  2. Tess Kann says:

    I’m looking forward to all your future posts. Got a good belly laugh today. Thanks.

  3. What do you call a dead black man? A statistic!

    Ok, ok, not funny (coming from an unfunny black chick)!

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