Scientific theories explained by someone who knows nothing about scientific theories.
The theory that given enough time after a board game has been started, someone will inevitably get frustrated and FLIP OUT, chucking the board game across the room.
Phrases such as, “YOU’RE A CHEATING DIRT BAG!” “I QUIT!” and “THATS THE 7th TIME I ROLLED TWELVE.” Will be used.
A theory that anyone given the opportunity will wave at someone they know, and upon realizing its a stranger, turn the wave into a hair adjustment.
Thermodynamics has three laws, and they all have to do with energy, namely heat.
- Women are always cold
- A good way to judge if you’re too hot is if you have swamp ass.
- Pit stains are less visible on a white shirt.
Another addendum to #3. If you have to give a presentation with pit stains, people will inevitably stare a them and your sweat drenched upper lip and forehead.
Whatever you’re paying your mechanic to fix your car, it’s not enough.
SOLAR NEBULAR THEORY:
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At some point, computers will become so smart that, the movie’s The Terminator and The Matrix will be historical fact.
The principle that on your most important day, be it a job interview or a presentation. You will cut your face shaving and bleed everywhere looking like a moron.