1.Why yes those jeans do make you look fat. I can’t even look at you, the next time you want to show me what a hippo in jeans looks like, please warn me.
2. Last night was great! I gave him a blowjob! Right on the dance floor, in front of all the other guys dancing on each other!
3. NO! Please stop wearing yoga pants around the house.
4. And how does this period compare to other periods you’ve had over the course of your life?
5. Yeah I agree, your sister does have a better ass than you.
6. Is it okay if I refer to you as my warm hole?
7. Yes I did quit my job today, I already have a full time job its called, loving you.
8. No, not tonight honey, I think I’m just gonna masturbate and then watch CSI miami while I fall asleep.
9. Lets go home and take care of my boner.
10. Eh, I was hoping we could just be friends with benefits.
Well let me rephrase that.. Things you HOPE he won’t say.