We need to talk.
So I get it, you provide information, but do you really have to send me a penis enlargement spam email every day? I mean after a while I’m gonna start to think something. Besides I don’t really care about my penis right now, I’m more worried about the Nigerian president and his millions that I’m gonna get.
Is there any way we can hide the porn better? I mean its like I’m walking in to your living room and on the table is a huge dildo. I can see that, when I Google image ANYTHING something pops up that I don’t want to see. Speaking of which, how about we add more warnings when someone tricks me into wandering upon, 2 girls 1 cup, goatse, cake farts and lemonparty. YOU CAN’T UNSEE THOSE! (DONT LOOK UP PLEASE)
Why do I have to have a PASSWORD FOR EVERYTHING~!? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT MY EMAIL ADDRESS? WHY DO I RANDOMLY GET VIRUSES FOR CLICKING ON LOL CATS?
I know I’m a single guy, You don’t need to remind me of that. All of the banner ads on my Facebook remind of this every time I log in. Its a little depresseing.
I know if I wanted to be a cult leader or find information on any conspiracy theory I could gladly search your depths and end up on the streets of LA babbling about the Apocalypse, aliens and nebbirru. I get it, a free flow of information is good but Ive been hurt before. Please internet? Stop hurting me… Let me go…
All my love,
PS. I’ll still blog… I’ll always Blog.