Trifecta!


Sorry, this blog post has nothing to do with betting or gambling, but rather everything to do with relationships.

Here are 3 things that aren’t normally related, and its only through a small coincidence that they can be brought together to teach us more about a related topic. Anyway, just read them, you’ll get it.

This was the first one and the genesis for this blog post. This is not mine and I will not take credit for it.

Bad Drivers:

  1. Old
  2. Asian
  3. Woman

New car:

  1. Sales tax
  2. license tabs
  3. speeding ticket

a bad day

  1. Gum on your shoe
  2. Bird poop in your hair
  3. your fly is down

All of the attention is on

  1. Guitar solo at a concert
  2. Spirited speech @ a political rally
  3. Screaming infant @ a grocery store

Comfort

  1. Rain
  2. comfy couch
  3. Good book

3 points

  1. Triangle
  2. Tricorn hat
  3. Hat-trick in hockey

On discharges

  1. from the military
  2. from a firearm
  3. the frothy kind

Transportation

  1. Motorcycle
  2. Bicycle
  3. Ambulance

The application of Science

  1. Evolution
  2. survival of the fittest
  3. The people on Jerry Springer

small things that make noise

  1. Harmonica
  2. Kazoo
  3. Penis
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About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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5 Responses to Trifecta!

  1. Sorry, I know this is a bit late in the piece to be saying it (so, last week!) but wanted to tell you it is so clever!

  2. The Hook says:

    Hilarious work! Keep it up!

  3. On nr. 5; that is comfort in a nutshell for me 🙂

    Christmas

    1. over-eating
    2. guilt
    3. razors in a bathroom

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