Are you a ninja? I mean are you a real Ninja and not a fake one? Have you ever wanted to be a ninja? How committed are you to being a NINJA LIKE NO OTHER!? Then take this test.
Please choose the WRONG answer.
A. Air conditioning ducts are for?
- A crawl space for the ninja.
- Transmitting a knockout gas for your target
- A great way to seamlessly move closer to your target unseen.
- A great place to hang streamers or other decorations!
B. A roof is another place for me to?
- Launch an attack.
- Observe my sworn enemies.
- To observe my enemies invisibly to them.
- A great place to throw a soiree of frivolity and gaiety inviting all of your closest friends!
C. A Ninja star is?
- A thrown weapon
- A back up weapon
- A close quarters combat weapon
- Makes a great coaster in a pinch and is a cool way to keep your party surfaces nice for any fun parties you have planned!
D. What is camouflage for?
- The uniform of the ninja
- To conceal the ninja.
- To hide those nasty carpet stains prior to your party. NO one wants you thinking that ninjas live in a dump!? DUH!?
E. What is a Katana?
- A two handed sword
- The primary weapon of the ninja
- An exciting and FUN way to cut your sushi when you have friends over for a party!
F. Why do ninjas wear face masks?
- Its part of their uniform.
- To conceal their identity.
- Masquerade ball bitches!
G. What is a Ninjas favorite cocktail?
- Man in black
- Sake Bomb
H. How do you know if you’re sexually compatible with a ninja?
- You’re a Sagittarius.
- You enjoy random acts of sexiness.
- You sleep all day and play all night.
- You enjoy assassinating high profile targets.
- ALL OF THE ABOVE YOU SEXY BLACK FOX!
I. What is a ninjas favorite song to slow dance to at a party?
- “A kiss to build a dream on” by Louis Armstrong
- “Can’t help falling in love” by Elvis Presley
- “I Swear” by All 4 one
- “I finally found someone” by Barbara Streisand
J.Which is the best pickup line when trying to go home with a ninja after a party?
- You know what the say? Once you go black you never go back.
- Suprise Sexual attack!
- Is that your katana or do you just want to poke me?
Sorry everyone I went to the dentist before writing this and I had to wait a while. The only thing they had to read was Cosmo.…………SIGH………………..