Boobs and the names for them

Hello everyone here is another one of my more classy blog posts on the subject of women’s breasts and the affectionate and even disturbing names given to them. Some of them you’ve heard of and some you have not. Reciting and categorizing all of the names is for science……… of course……..

1. Common names

  • Boobs
  • Ta-Tas
  • Rack
  • Jugs
  • Bosoms
  • Fun Bags
  • Hooters
  • Melons
  • Cantaloupes
  • The twins
  • The girls

2. Less Common

  • Milk jugs (only if Pregnant)
  • Knobbers
  • Bazongas
  • Bazooms
  • Busty besties
  • Jiggle loaves
  • moo moos (only if pregnant)
  • Traffic cones
  • Wah wahs
  • Snuggle pups
  • Saddle bags (only for old boobs)
  • Thingamah jugs

3. Rare

  • Cleavage to beaver
  • Flesh blobs
  • Jedi Mind tricks
  • Argument ad populem (only when used as an tool during an argument)
  • Chest hippos (only very large boobs)
  • mosquito bites (only for very small boobs)
  • Blouse bunnies
  • Chester-pedic mattress
  • Bouncing Betties (only while running)
  • Chest potatoes (only for very tight, fake boobs)
  • Traffic stoppers
  • Sweater kittens
  • Sweater Plums
  • Chesticles
  • Flippity Floppities (only for saggy boobies)
  • Oompa Loompas
  • Tweedle dee and tweedle dum
  • George Walker and Herbert Walker

I’m sure you might have your own pet names. Please feel free to add to this list, for science.


Research Scientist Dr. Moses J. Folliville


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10 Responses to Boobs and the names for them

  1. BrainRants says:

    Sweater Meat, breasticles, tig ol’ bitties, and my personal favorite: ohmygodlookattherackonherthoseareawesome!

  2. breasticles and chesticles are always within reach of my brain in case i need to sound like a giddy high school student once again who couldn’t help but make everything plural

  3. You are our favourite. We love you!


  4. Dairy. But that kinda is similar to milk jugs and might have include a mental picture of cows getting milked, but dairy just rolls off the tongue easily. e.g. “She’s got dairy for dayyyyys”

  5. Sheena says:

    Bebop and Rocksteady?

  6. becca3416 says:

    I’ve heard of sweater puppies, but I definitely like sweater kittens better. Especially because most boobs don’t like to be touched. They flaunt like they want attention, but really they just want you to fuck off. Much like kittens but not as cute (well mine are, but you get the point).

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