Please don’t use these…. Ever…
1. You look familiar, Oh! You remind me of my favorite porn star. Wanna go back to my place and make a movie?
2. I’ve noticed with my binoculars that you take a shower every morning at 7:33 care for some company?
3. I WOULD love to take you out for a nice coffee and some anal. How about it?
4. Excuse me, do you drive a toyota corrolla, license plate #ZBR 263? IF SO! How about I follow you back to your place tonight?
5. Hello my lady, I am a level 12 warrior carrying 2 drinks, I cast my amorous spell of love on you with my eyes. You graciously accept one of my drinks, I then cast bonerous spell of boning on your woman parts, we then proceed to the-
6. HI! MY NAME is JASON! What? You don’t recognize me? Oh, well we met at a party a year ago. Oh you still don’t recognize me? How about if I call you on my cell, breathe deep into the phone and utter a few groans…. I’ll bet you’ll recognize me then.
7. Cupid told me to come talk to you, His arrow is in my pants.
8. Two questions, Whats your favorite sexual position? AND Whats your favorite sexual position while on meth?
9. You know what they say!? Once you get herpes you can’t get it again.
10. Hey I was wondering if we could be friends for a couple years letting you friend zone me until I get my courage up and end our friendship? Cool, Drinks are on me tonight!