The Pigeon Game
- If you see some birds in a tree or on a powerline, wait under them. The first person to get shat on gets 10 points. Whoever gets Shat in the mouth wins the game.
Girls Tug of War
- Find two girls. Braid their hair together. Take bets. Have them run in opposite directions, whoever falls first loses.
Run To Death
- Lash a young man or woman to a truck. Dive fast. Whoever can run the fastest without falling wins.
- Take 4 kids and give them answers to complicated Calculus or Algebra problems. Ask an adult to solve one of the problems, when they can’t. Ask one of the Pre-appointed children to answer. The More stupid the adult feels for not knowing the answer, the better the game.
- Instead of Whoopie cushions, use Water Balloons.
- Instead of donating old clothes to Goodwill. Randomly set clothes on fire in metal buckets. When Lit, CALL: FIRE DEPARTMENT. Have the children (volunteer fire fighters) put on their safety equipment and put out the fire. Be sure to light the fires when they are in the middle of eating, sleeping or pooping.
- Have a child beg outside of your local grocery store, whoever gets the most money at the end of the day wins!