So pretend for a moment that Plants can talk like Mr. Daisy up above. What would they say? What things would they expand upon? Would they be like Disney Characters or would they express a deeper emotional commitment to their lot in life? I guess you’ll find out.
“GROW my friends! Grow to the sky! Where there is a wall, tree or fence! GROW on it! GROW!
“I’m so pretty, why don’t you come touch me? Oh does that thorn hurt? That’s because I’m so beautiful it hurts.
“There’s no sense in growing Fred, As soon as you get to a certain height the magic machine cuts you back down to size.”
“I lead an interesting life, every time the breeze picks up I orgasm and spread my seed throughout the world.”
“I’m so alone.”
“No, Fuck you for touching me!”
“YES! Chop me down, I want to be turned into an axe handle and take all the other trees with me.”
“I’ve got such a long and slender body, I dare you to come grab my nuts and berries.”
“Hey Guys, its looking a little drab in here, maybe a little more of me would really me this place up a bit don’t you think?”
“Its not my fault they’re so sour.”
“I hear I go well with most Mexican dishes and a few beers.”
“I’m like that sketchy neighborhood kid, I grow up too fast and I’m always up to no good.”