Here are few things to get you to think. Its not everyday we’re given those opportunities, so you should probably thank me in the comments below. Thanks and ENJOY!
1. They say men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is why I finish hot dogs in 6 seconds to prevent an untimely coincidence.(for the record this joke is not mine)
3. Flip flops are great, but they’d be really bad for tight rope walking… Yes in fact they’d be really bad for that. Again, flip flops are really great when you have nothing to do. Fact: Flip flops are the laziest shoes ever.
4. I don’t trust women who wear makeup to a gym, it appears they’re wearing it for other reasons. Kind of like guys in yoga class.
5. Alright if you say so:
6. You should work harder on your marriage than at your job. You can’t put a price on teamwork, WHICH is what you’re employer does.
8. The decision whether to remain obese or to lose the weight is a tough one. Especially when you consider you’ll have to give up the ability to walk into any retail establishment and purchase sale items in your size.