Here are some insults for you to use whenever you need them. REMEMBER: If you can’t take it, then don’t dish it.
1. Everyone who loves you is wrong.
2. Your mom is a Muppet and your dad is a clown, congrats on the graduation to bat shit crazy.
3. You should be castrated/neutered I don’t want people seeing what you’re accidentally capable of.
4.The Jews didn’t deserve what happened to them, but you sure do.
5. There’s no other way to tell people how special you are other then to tape a handicapped sign to your body.
6. From what you’re saying you might as well switch your ass hole with your mouth, because I can’t tell the difference.
7. I’d call you retarded but I’d be insulting mentally handicapped people who are smarter then you.
8. You aren’t touched by God or an angel, you’re just touched.
9. You seem to be making all the right decisions for a 4yr old wearing a helmet.