So this new movie Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter comes out soon. It looks like it’ll be a decent action flick and one that I’ll probably see. Yes I can tell all of this just from a trailer, its one of my superpowers.
I recently saw this tweet by Chris Rock:
And it got me thinking about other American leaders and their stories.
1. George Washington, Tree Killer.
2. JFK, Cuban hunter (we know who won this)
3. William Howard Taft, Cheesecake Killer
4. Franklin Pierce, Umm dude who does stuff.
5. Ulysses S Grant, Confederate Hunter
6. FDR, Polio Killer (we know who won this)
7. Hebert Hoover, Economy Killer
8. Bill Clinton, Vagina Slayer
9. George W Bush, Terrorizer Finder Killer
10. Pat Robertson, Homo Hunter.