The Worst Pickup Lines Ever.

1.  “Is your dad a plumber? Because you’re the shit.”

2. “Have you ever worked in a steel mill? Because I feel a hot load coming on.”

3. “Did you fall from heaven? Because that explains the huge crater over there.”

4. “You remind me of my pinky toe, short, cute and I’ll probably bang you on my coffee table later.”

5. “Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.”

6. “Are your parents horses? Because I’d ride you all the way to pleasure town.”

7.  “Oh you’re married? Well its not gay if its a three way.”

8. “I like your clothes girl, when do I get to see your birthday suit?”

9. “Let my buy you a drink without any roofies in it.”

For more lines check this old post out.


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8 Responses to The Worst Pickup Lines Ever.

  1. I need to try these…

  2. TearLily says:

    “Your parents must be a**holes because you are the shit!”
    (went along with the first one)

    “If you were DNA and I could be an enzyme, I would be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
    (My favorite pick up line of all time)

  3. TearLily says:

    That is awesome! I would truly enjoy reading about tshirt collections. haha

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