The Anal Probe

As one of my more classy posts I give you a game or fun activity to do while driving.

According to a buddy of mine (thanks Jared) placing the moniker “ANAL” in front of most Ford models will result in hilarity. Here they are in no particular order.


  1. Anal Focus (everybody poops!)
  2. Anal Galaxy (kind of sounds like a porno)
  3. Anal Taurus
  4. Anal Ranger (also a porno)
  5. Anal Explorer (These actually exist, they’re used in colonoscopies)
  6. Anal Expedition
  7. Anal Excursion
  8. Anal Fiesta (Also a porno)
  9. Anal Escape (Everybody poops! again)
  10. Anal Contour
  11. Anal Super Duty
  12. Anal Probe (Now that’s just dirty)

So from now on whenever you see a ford model car please place the word “anal” in front of it.

For everyone else who was not impressed by this list I give you:


About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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3 Responses to The Anal Probe

  1. Edward Hotspur says:

    Works with hondas and hyundais too. Anal odyssey! Anal sonata!

    • MaximumWage says:

      Yeah! although after looking up the honda models its less than half, but the anal ridgeline sounds good, as well as the anal pilot.Hyundai has even fewer sounding matches than honda. I probably would have gone with them as well if they had more than 50% sounding good ones.

      Nissan is pretty decent too, Anal Pathfinder and my favorite ANAL ARMADA!

  2. When I first read the title, I thought it was about alien abduction.

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