As one of my more classy posts I give you a game or fun activity to do while driving.
According to a buddy of mine (thanks Jared) placing the moniker “ANAL” in front of most Ford models will result in hilarity. Here they are in no particular order.
- Anal Focus (everybody poops!)
- Anal Galaxy (kind of sounds like a porno)
- Anal Taurus
- Anal Ranger (also a porno)
- Anal Explorer (These actually exist, they’re used in colonoscopies)
- Anal Expedition
- Anal Excursion
- Anal Fiesta (Also a porno)
- Anal Escape (Everybody poops! again)
- Anal Contour
- Anal Super Duty
- Anal Probe (Now that’s just dirty)
So from now on whenever you see a ford model car please place the word “anal” in front of it.
For everyone else who was not impressed by this list I give you: