I’m not too sure how this is going to go over and certainly don’t expect everyone to keep up with every single day. (Just do your best ok?)
- Currently I’m really excited for day 12. 🙂
- I don’t expect you all to read every single one, so don’t worry
- I’ll keep them nice and short.
- If they aren’t funny at all I’m sorry.
5 ways to win my heart.
1. Touching both my heart and my penis.
2. The ability to do things I can’t, such as math, science, astronomy, birth babies, carry on a conversation with strangers for more than 4 minutes, Look pretty and be predictable 8 out of 10 times.
3. Be more of an optimist or a recovering pessimist.
4. Have a similar sense of humor or at the very least a darker sense of humor than myself.
5. Be yourself.