What you wore today
Whelp, sorry for this boring post.
In the morning, having woken up I’ll be wearing my workout shorts undies and a tshirt. After my workout I shower and change into some shorts a tshirt and flip flops.
After hearing on the news that a local bank has been robbed and thugs are holding hostages I change into my superhero disguise.
After rescuing the hostages I change into my smoking jacket AND ONLY my smoking jacket. I’ll smoke a couple Cubans in victory letting it all hang out. At the end of the day I’ll change back into my tshirt, workout shorts and undies and go back to bed, ready to start another day of crime fighting and letting it all hang out.