Things I like and Dislike About Myself.
- I have this really bad habit of farting at inopportune times.
- I’m getting old enough now that instead of saying to myself, “What was I saying again?” Instead I’ll think to myself, “What was I thinking about again?”
- I have crushingly low self esteem when it comes to doing dangerous things like skydiving and out running police officers.
- I like that I have this super ability to remember people’s names.
- I like that people underestimate my strength and thus lose bets at bars.
- I like the scars on my body.
- I dislike my flub.
- I like my love handles.
- I both like and dislike my drinking abilities. I wish I was a cheaper date.