30 Day Blog Challenge: Day 26

Things I like and Dislike About Myself.

  • I have this really bad habit of farting at inopportune times.
  • I’m getting old enough now that instead of saying to myself, “What was I saying again?” Instead I’ll think to myself, “What was I thinking about again?”
  • I have crushingly low self esteem when it comes to doing dangerous things like skydiving and out running police officers.
  • I like that I have this super ability to remember people’s names.
  • I like that people underestimate my strength and thus lose bets at bars.
  • I like the scars on my body.
  • I dislike my flub.
  • I like my love handles.
  • I both like and dislike my drinking abilities. I wish I was a cheaper date. 😦

About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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