The English language is difficult even for native speakers. I have convinced myself that every single letter in the alphabet had a war or a fight to determine how certain words were spelled. This is how I envision a disagreement between the letters I and Y went down.
I: FINE! I’ll get Ski and you get Sky we’ll split it.
Y: FINE! Even though Ski should be spelled Skee. Also, I get to be a vowel.
I: NO! only sometimes when the rest of us are on a break, As in the word SKY just like we discussed.
Y: So I’m not a vowel in YOU, but I am a vowel in TRY.
I: Yeah exactly, but-
Y: NO! I’m a vowel! OU compliment each other in through or thou, just as I compliment A and O in boy, toy or bay.
I: That is completely different-
Y: No its not! It isn’t spelled Bai, because that looks stupid .
I: Shutup! Guess what? I’m now spelling You like U as in the letter U.
Y: Fine, I’ll spell Why like Y.
I: So? I don’t care.
Y: I don’t care either.
There is a small break and quick silence between them both.
I: How come its spelled Bait and not Bayt? Or Trait not Trayt?
Y: I DON’T KNOW!? ITS NOT MY FAULT!!
I: Just face it Y, you’ll never be a real vowel.
The letter O calmly walks up at the two letters arguing.
O: You two done? the letter Y and I have an Orgy to go to.
Y: ORGI? OR ORGY?
I: DON’T TAKE SIDES O!
The letters O and Y walk off.
The letter I stands there all alone.
I: I feel so alone.