There is a first time for everything, Here are some first times and how they felt, or even what you may have been thinking at the time.
Your First Time.
Riding a bike: Like you were gonna die.
Swimming: Like you were going to die under water, especially when you couldn’t feel the “Bottom.”
Voting: Like you gambled, but didn’t win anything.
Driving: As though you were going to die, while your dad yelled at you.
Holding a newborn: “I think I’m going to break it.”
Facebook: “I’m only doing this to see if my crush in world history class is single.”
Getting Married: “THIS LOVE WILL LAST FOREVER”
Blogging: “Everyone will read my blog and think I’m funny yayyyyyy!”
Drinking coffee: As though you just put burnt dirt water in your mouth.
Alcohol: Like you drank some cold medicine mixed with Windex.
Sex: Like putting on a coat using only your mouth, while someone awkwardly watches….. But it also feels good… Kind of…
(I’d put being pregnant for the first time but I don’t know what that feels like and I dont want to insult anyone, but then again I’ve never been married or rode a bike before either sooooooooooooooo……………………)