— Hey bro, lets write poems to each other while soaking in the hot tub drinking our beers.
— Hey bro, lets put blanks in our pistols and go fire them at cops. We’ll scare the SHIT out of em.
— I was thinking just now that I really want to know what your butt hole tastes like.
— Guys, bros, dudes, fuhrer, we should seriously not invade Poland. We should like, love everyone.
— I really only want a child so that someone will finally love me.
— Make war, not love. Seriously guys, no sex only killing each other.
— Lets play Russian roulette with 6 bullets instead of 1.
— The only thing I hate about smoking is that it makes me look dorky and uncool.
— I really wish someone would make twilight into a live action musical. (WAIT SOMEONE HAS SAID THIS)
— Hey man, you still have those, God hates fags signs right? Well lets go picket this dead soldier’s funeral. (OH WAIT SOMEONE HAS SAID THIS)