Just Facts Ya’ll
1. James Bond has multiple STD’s.
2. The Ambiguously gay duo is really Batman and Robin.
3. Gilligan’s Island is actually based on a true story of cannibalism and only one person getting off the island.
4. Porn Stars are really just simple actors. They are actors portraying roles with great depth.
5. Chuck E. Cheese is really Mickey Mouse’s creepy pedo uncle.
6. There are some photos that have floated around the internet showing McGruff the crime dog peeing on a fire hydrant and taking a dump on someone’s lawn.
7. Yogi the Bear is really really really into Bestiality.
8. Captain Planet is blue mostly because he used to be an understudy for the “blue man group” and the makeup hasn’t worn off completely.
9. Tigger from Winnie the Pooh has Tourettes syndrome, ADHD and a large spring surgically implanted in his tail.
10. Siri from Apple’s Iphone, is really a woman named Jan who is locked in a room somewhere in California, forced repeatedly to answer all of your questions. You have time to ask her where the nearest grocery store is, but have you asked her if she wants to be free?