We’ve all been there fellow blog writers. Wondering how and why someone came to our little slice of heaven. We’ll look through our stats exclaiming that “yet again I have been freshly pressed, why thank you gods of the wordpress.” It’s then that we’ll stumble over to the Google search terms and mosey through the interesting and wonderful-
WTF? You googled sharpie kills friendship don’t drink draw? Alright… That’s… Fine… How in the holy hell can a sharpie kill a friendship? I mean you visited my blog, so congrats I guess. I wonder what blog post you visited with that search term… Hmmmm… Who else could have visited-
That sounds rapey. Do you really need tricks? Like a magic trick, to touch a butt? Why are you googling this? I mean I know what blog post you visited but this just sounds wrong. It makes me sound worse!
Not even English. Nice try asshole, but thanks for visiting just the same.
Hmmm…. I too like to get a little naughty with my words with friends game. I recently played this word and have been waiting for a chance to place it in a blog.
BAM! Problems solved, who knew that was a real word?
God? or good? Either way if you LOSE a verbal sparring match chances are you can’t comeback. You’ve already lost. No sense in visiting my blog to find an answer.
Nice spelling. Thanks for visiting. Nickelodeon is back the other way.
Well looks like some dude out there is trying to be in a permanent friend zone. OR maybe this the same guy who wanted tricks to touch a butt and someone told him that’s not very nice.
WHAT? You really want to be the NICEST GUY ON FACEBOOK? Man, how about you be a nice guy in real life? Damn, I’m starting to feel very sorry for the upcoming generation.
Lets take bigger samples, I’ve been picking and choosing different search terms. What if we take a bigger-
I think some of you missed my blog posts on Chin curtains, Bestiality accounts and the history of women in the erotic industry. While these are all very interesting they in no way compare to what I found yesterday.
I like it that two dudes probably in their mid teenage years searched for this. What blog post they might be seeking I’m not sure. I can’t remember any blog posts about Black honeys let alone a pecker. For some reason I imagined very redneck hill billy guys with big bellies using the word “pecker.” Just me? Ok moving on.
FYI, neraka is the Hindu version of hell in case you were wondering why I didn’t put a “wtf” on it. I seem to get a lot of hits from the google search term “hell” mostly for my blog post This is what hell is.
Thanks for reading, off to put on my chin curtain and parade down the street. Happy blogging.