Some of these I heard.
Some of them I made up with the help of the deepest darkest part of my brain.
1.”The other Justin Bieber is of course Justin Timberlake.”
2. “Why are you acting like such a bitch? Are you on your period?”
3. “Dumbledore the Grey has two main tools that he uses,(besides magic of course) a lightsaber and a tricorder.” (Just insulted people who like starwars, star trek, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter.)
4. “Oh is that why you’re fat?!”
5. “You know the first time I got herpes….”
6. “I really think we should just be friends.”
7. “No officer, you’re what they call in the business a Pig.”
8. “Excuse me flight attendant? Where is a nice private place to assemble my bomb?”
9. “Snap crackle and pop only reminds me of the holocaust.”
10. “I’ve thought about it and yes, Fags should burn in hell. Now lets get back to picketing this funeral.”