Nobody is Perfect


Nobodyisperfect

Don’t ever go through life thinking you’re a failure if you make one mistake. Just don’t!

  • The Pope resigned.
  • Even Olympic runners stub their toes from time to time.
  • Superman ain’t so super. Give him a nice kryptonite bow tie for his birthday and he starts puking like a freshman in college.
  • St. Peter? Yeah the guy who watches the pearly gates? He denied God 3 times and also cut a dudes ear off.
  • America, the worlds largest economy and military is in debt to the tune of 16 trillion and climbing!
  • Obama is half white.
  • Thongs don’t cover both butt cheeks entirely.
  • Ron Jeremy may have a big dong, but take that away and hes a balding, slimy greasy old man. Not unlike many men that can be found in the north east.
  • Wisdom teeth, pinky toes and gingers being born without a soul.
  • Algebra… All of it.

But most of all you wanna know who isn’t perfect? YOU

You probably forgot to floss last night.

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I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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17 Responses to Nobody is Perfect

  1. The Cutter says:

    I totally flossed last night

  2. Damn it, totally forgot to floss last night. It’s like you’re spying!!

    Also, the thong comment made me practically fall off my chair.

    Lastly, totally perfect! Psha!

  3. Katie says:

    OMG! I did forget to floss!

  4. List of X says:

    “Thongs don’t cover both butt cheeks entirely.”
    That depends on how many thongs a person is wearing at the same time :). Though, there are thongs that look as though someone is wearing floss.

  5. morasmum says:

    you are so lucky I am not ginger …

  6. Even Olypmic runners stub their toes sometimes. hahah aawwwww

  7. Who’s Ron Jeremy?

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