Just some observations y’all.
– Alzheimer’s plus premature ejaculation would be confusing as hell.
– Jewish Santa Claus is really Karl Marx.
– The way to tell if you’re very close friends with someone, is to borrow something of value from them and see how long it takes them to ask for it back. Spouses and significant others are excluded from borrowing.
– We all have a friend like this:
He’s the kind of friend who will give you the shirt off his back but he’ll also total your car and you’ll never see him again.
– A Time machine is the only way cheating on your boyfriend is perfectly alright. Just go back in time before you met him and cheat… Cheat to your hearts content.
– My favorite kind of coffee is Colombian Coffee. I don’t drink it I snort it, and its not black its white, and its probably not coffee.
– Anyone who is over 50 and is still seen as attractive by people in their 20’s, is practicing some sort of witchcraft and or using moisturizer.
– As a man the only time you should play hard to get, is in prison.