From time to time I’ll stumble around on my twitter account for this blog. I’ll tweet something I think is very funny. Does it get a response? Does it garner a laugh a cry or a response of any kind? Nope… Nothing… Sometimes I feel like I’m only being followed by Ass clowns like these guys:
Really? DO I HAVE BLEEDING GUMS? I don’t know, maybe I should click on your link for help?! They all have over 40,000 tweets and upwards of 200,000 followers. Are they going to care that I called them out on my blog? No, because I could tweet at them and they wont respond… Trust me, I’ve tried.
I get it, we all want the world to look at us so maybe, just maybe we can make a living doing this. We will write a blog post and go, “shit I gotta write and respond on twitter too?! Screw that.” For the record, some of you are really cool and will tweet back when mentioned. To those people, you have my undying love and if you need help with something via twitter or if you need help moving a body you killed I’m also available.
That being said here are the tweets you’ve missed from the last week. Please like them.
Also, I think this first tweet should give you an example of what to expect:
This one got liked!