GUYS GUYS A Word of ADVICE! *UPDATE* LAP DANCE!


 

Another classy post from me.

I’m not sure if  you read THIS post from last week. I gave advice on different stuff, losing weight, gaining confidence among others. Earlier this week I came across this article about “Liquid Lap Dance Pants” with this photo.

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If you aren’t sure about clicking on the link, allow me to paint a picture for you.

You see liquid lap dance pants enhance the experience of a lap dance, creating a no mess experience.

The bonuses:

  1. Moisturize and lubricate your Wang.
  2. Lots of room for you boner.
  3. Taking the pain out of a lap dance.
  4. Semen holding area for cleanup later.

I liked the testimonials myself.

  • “Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down.”
  • “Imagine a pair of oiled titties bouncing up and down your Wang.”
  • “I literally sat home because I didn’t have any Liqs.  I don’t even want to go to the strip club without them anymore.”

So before you go out and spend money on lap dances you’ll never enjoy, please go out and buy a pair of these liquid lap dance pants.

If you get to the bottom of the article it talks about “European Penis bath.” NOPE! Not even going to go there.

 

 

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I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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3 Responses to GUYS GUYS A Word of ADVICE! *UPDATE* LAP DANCE!

  1. Pyx says:

    I can’t believe I actually sat through the video – hoping to see a pair of these things – oh wait, yes I can. 😐

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