Another classy post from me.
I’m not sure if you read THIS post from last week. I gave advice on different stuff, losing weight, gaining confidence among others. Earlier this week I came across this article about “Liquid Lap Dance Pants” with this photo.
If you aren’t sure about clicking on the link, allow me to paint a picture for you.
You see liquid lap dance pants enhance the experience of a lap dance, creating a no mess experience.
- Moisturize and lubricate your Wang.
- Lots of room for you boner.
- Taking the pain out of a lap dance.
- Semen holding area for cleanup later.
I liked the testimonials myself.
- “Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down.”
- “Imagine a pair of oiled titties bouncing up and down your Wang.”
- “I literally sat home because I didn’t have any Liqs. I don’t even want to go to the strip club without them anymore.”
So before you go out and spend money on lap dances you’ll never enjoy, please go out and buy a pair of these liquid lap dance pants.
If you get to the bottom of the article it talks about “European Penis bath.” NOPE! Not even going to go there.