We all have those days.
How I feel checking for grammatical errors before posting a blog post.
How I feel after I’ve published said blog post, and find a really bad grammatical error:
How I feel when I say something stupid, knock something over or just act stupid while drunk:
How I react to the same things when sober:
And what I want to do immediately:
When I signed up on some website and I notice I’m getting WAY more spam:
How I feel when I ask a girl out and get a very polite, “No thanks”
When my mind suddenly has an intrusive thought, my immediate reaction afterwards:
If you don’t know what an intrusive thought is click HERE
How I feel when I see some Ice cream:
What I whisper to myself in front of the gym mirror the next morning:
How I feel when I see someone make a mistake I’ve never done such as forgetting my wallet or losing my keys:
What can I say I have a little schadenfreude with problems that aren’t mine!
How I react at scary movies or when I set my alarm too early:
How I felt after watching a sad movie with my friends:
Like who decided watching UP was a good idea?! Screw that.
What I think, and what many other single people think on Valentines day:
When I’m working with tools and I smash a finger:
I’m so tough damn it….
How I feel after a night of heavy drinking and I see multiple drunk dials and drunk texts the next morning:
But I mean basically other than these instances I’m a perfect person.