Listed below are things I may have said in the past… I’m not really sure.
Statement: Looks like all that working out has really paid off, you look great!
Response: I’m not working out to look good, I’m working out so I’m prepared for upcoming zombie apocalypse.
Question: Why are you driving so slow? You trying not to get a ticket?
Response: No the guy behind me has a star wars vanity license plate, I’m hoping he goes around me so I can take a photo of it and put it on my blog.
Question: Who is the best captain-
Response: PICARD! Wait are we talking about Pirates or Star Trek?
Question: What song are you going to do for Karaoke?
Response: I’m not sure, maybe something from the Little Mermaid or Alladin.
Question: Did you learn a language in college?
Response: Just Klingon, but I’ve since lost it. It sucks when you have no one to practice Klingon with.