I don’t mean to brag.
Butt I do.
1. I’ve caught a total of three women checking out my butt.
2. Its a nice large size but not too big.
3. It holds my pants up.
If my butt were a country it would be the President of The United Butts of America.
If my butt were a product it would be the ibutt.
A girl once touched my butt and orgasmed instantly.
I once cured butt cancer with my butt.
I once used my butt as a weapon. I killed a terrorist and preserved freedom.
Have you ever been to a full 60,000 seat auditorium for a concert? That’s what happens when I use the elliptical at my gym.
I once caused a 5 hour traffic jam when I bent over to pick up a quarter off the ground.
My butt is a pied piper.