What I Would Do If I Won The Lottery


Just some fun things to do with your time if you win. You never know.

It doesn’t hurt to day dream once in a while.

1. I’d dress up like a homeless man, any time someone would give me a few dollars or some change I’d give them 1000$.

2. Roll a bunch of 100$ bills around a tennis ball using a rubber band to secure. Drive around, any time I see an old car that looks like its on its last legs I’ll ask the driver to roll down his window and throw the cash tennis ball in his car.

3. If I see some one got a parking ticket, slip enough money to cover their parking ticket into the envelope.

4. Pick a random person in line at the grocery store to check out. Nod to the store manager who nods back and their grocery bill is taken care of.

5. Do the same thing with #4 at an emergency room. (USA AM I RIGHT?)

6. Go to an unemployment line and pick someone out at random and hire them at 100$ an hour to hang out with me for the day. Play games, get food, see a movie and talk about life and shit.

7. If I see someone do a good deed like pick up garbage off the ground I’d give that person a 100$.

8. Randomly stick hundreds of dollars in some of my favorite books at the library. READING IS GOOD FOR YOU!

9. Hook up a smoke machine inside the hood of my car. I accidentally “BREAKDOWN” on the side of the road, any time someone came to help or offer assistance I’d give them 1000$.

10. Go to the closest American University and find the most deserving College student and pay his student loans off (USA AM I RIGHT?)

11. Go to a homeless shelter and pick out a family at random and put them up in a nice apartment for a year.

12. Anytime I see a dog owner pick up their dog’s shit, give them 50$.

13. Pay any hot women I see 1000$ to streak naked down the street.

14. Don’t do #13 and use the money for good instead, even though I still really want to.

15. On April Fools day buy a bunch of those envelopes that look like you got a parking ticket:


And put cash in them, placing them on random cars parked on the road.

Have a good week everyone may you win the lottery!

About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.
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7 Responses to What I Would Do If I Won The Lottery

  1. The Cutter says:

    You’re way too nice. And I wonder how many of the envelopes for #15 would just get torn up and thrown out?

  2. List of X says:

    Well, then get ready for crowds of dog walkers making their dogs shit all around you just so they could make $50.

  3. I woulda made $300 today for picking up trash!

    And love #8!

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