Hello and Welcome to the blog site, Maximumwage.
My name is Moses.
I attempt to write comically about news and other things.
A normal post is Monday and Thursday.
Sometimes I don’t give a shit and I write once a week.
I am officially a doctor, only because of my countless hours playing the game OPERATION.
I have excessive body hair, only because I’m descended from apes like.
I taunt sharks for fun.
I eat turtles (just the shells)
Dirty Harry is a character based off of my body odor.