Author Archives: MaximumWage

About MaximumWage

Everyday I put on my "I can do it" underpants followed by my I'm trying to lose weight pants, followed by my "I'm still kind of young" shirt followed by a belt and then polish it off with a nice smile to finish the ensemble. I don't wear shoes.

Making Friends Or Being A Friend As Told Through Gifs


  We all have friends right? I mean if you don’t have any friends you should get off your computer and go make some new friends. Seriously I give you permission to stop reading this.   Its a pretty hard … Continue reading

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My Take On The News


Pretty self explanatory once you see the headline and my tagline below it. What century is it? MUMPS? This can’t be real. Next you’ll be telling me Yellow fever, dysentery and the Oregon Trail are back. Nothing compared to a  … Continue reading

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Pet Peeves as told through Gifs.


I have a few pet peeves, here are my reactions. Hopefully you have some of the same. When I’m driving and I see someone speeding up to cut me off. I’ll speed up to stop them, but I don’t care … Continue reading

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Never Be Afraid to Ask For Help.


I ran across this comment on the website Reddit, and it really struck me. I had to share it because I know there are many people out there through pride or ignorance who refuse to ask for help. You can … Continue reading

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The Blog Post Where I Quote Myself.


So I started writing down all those things I’ve said that may or may not be funny. YOU DECIDE. And yes I know its quite egotistical to quote yourself, what can I say? I’m pretty awesome. For the record I’d … Continue reading

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And The Dork Responds…


Listed below are things I may have said in the past… I’m not really sure.   Statement:  Looks like all that working out has really paid off, you look great! Response: I’m not working out to look good, I’m working … Continue reading

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I’m So Cool You Guys!


That moment when a pair of my socks both lose their partners, and I force them into a new arranged marriage. The best Valentine a man can receive. (I got this last Valentines day from a friend.) This is how I … Continue reading

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Making Mistakes As Told Through Gifs.


We all have those days. How I feel checking for grammatical errors before posting a blog post. How I feel after I’ve published said blog post, and find a really bad grammatical error: How I feel when I say something … Continue reading

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Why I Closed My Facebook Account


Last December I made one of the biggest social media decisions in my life. I completely removed my Facebook account. (Twitter as well) The reasons are three fold. 1. I joined Facebook back in 2005 because I wanted to know … Continue reading

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Characters I’ve Been Working On.


I’m not technically a character actor. Once in a blue moon I’ll bust out a character to either do an impression, make fun of someone or to make a point. I use them so often I probably don’t even realize … Continue reading

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