Author Archives: MaximumWage

About MaximumWage

I don't wear shoes. And I habitually reinvent myself, like the wheel.

The Update *


So I know I haven’t posted in over a year. Alot has happened. I discovered a natural lubricant that is both rejuvenating and msg/gluten free. I broke up with my girl friend. Made a career change. Made a sex change. … Continue reading

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Interesting Sightings/My World View Is Gone


I came across this truck recently and it got me wondering. I know what La Boheme is. Its an Opera, a very famous opera. Now I know we’re all allowed to have our hobbies. However, when I came across this … Continue reading

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Romance and Relationships As Told Through Gifs


So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading

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What I Would Do If I Won The Lottery


Just some fun things to do with your time if you win. You never know. It doesn’t hurt to day dream once in a while. 1. I’d dress up like a homeless man, any time someone would give me a … Continue reading

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How I Feel Now That Football Is Back!


Welcome back Football! Oh How I missed you! For those of you who don’t know, my foot ball team did really well last season. We won the trophy, the Superbowl, the Mega Millions of Football trophies. I’ve been really looking … Continue reading

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She is So Beautiful.


While I have never uttered any of these words, I know some poor sap of a guy has at one time or another. She is so beautiful, I just want to go through her garbage and see if she has … Continue reading

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Where You Put Your GPS Unit and What it Says About You.


Middle Lower of the Windshield. You’re the type of person who wants a clear view of the road. You probably take your time when you make left hand turns because your field of view is obscured by the door frame. … Continue reading

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Mind Games


    Hey folks! Here are some things you can do when you’re bored, want to mess with people or just like have free time in your day to day activities. I’ll be honest, if you plan on doing any … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Canadian Prime Minister


  Dear Canadian Prime Minister, I know what your real name is because I googled it. I’ve decided to call you Canadian Prime minister because it makes this open letter sound more ominous. Hey, its me Moses. I’ve decided to … Continue reading

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Observations Part 4


Just some observations for you all. I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee. The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing … Continue reading

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