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Author Archives: MaximumWage
So I know I haven’t posted in over a year. Alot has happened. I discovered a natural lubricant that is both rejuvenating and msg/gluten free. I broke up with my girl friend. Made a career change. Made a sex change. … Continue reading
I came across this truck recently and it got me wondering. I know what La Boheme is. Its an Opera, a very famous opera. Now I know we’re all allowed to have our hobbies. However, when I came across this … Continue reading
So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading
Just some fun things to do with your time if you win. You never know. It doesn’t hurt to day dream once in a while. 1. I’d dress up like a homeless man, any time someone would give me a … Continue reading
Welcome back Football! Oh How I missed you! For those of you who don’t know, my foot ball team did really well last season. We won the trophy, the Superbowl, the Mega Millions of Football trophies. I’ve been really looking … Continue reading
While I have never uttered any of these words, I know some poor sap of a guy has at one time or another. She is so beautiful, I just want to go through her garbage and see if she has … Continue reading
Middle Lower of the Windshield. You’re the type of person who wants a clear view of the road. You probably take your time when you make left hand turns because your field of view is obscured by the door frame. … Continue reading