Category Archives: All about me

Romance and Relationships As Told Through Gifs


So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading

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I Have an Amazing Butt


I don’t mean to brag. Butt I do. 1. I’ve caught a total of three women checking out my butt. 2. Its a nice large size but not too big. 3. It holds my pants up.   If my butt … Continue reading

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My Birthday!


Happy Birthday to me last Friday!   You know those moments where everything seems to just be awesome? Well I had 2 of those moments on my birthday. Like most of you unfortunate souls who celebrate your birthday during the … Continue reading

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The Blog Post Where I Quote Myself.


So I started writing down all those things I’ve said that may or may not be funny. YOU DECIDE. And yes I know its quite egotistical to quote yourself, what can I say? I’m pretty awesome. For the record I’d … Continue reading

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And The Dork Responds…


Listed below are things I may have said in the past… I’m not really sure.   Statement:  Looks like all that working out has really paid off, you look great! Response: I’m not working out to look good, I’m working … Continue reading

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I’m So Cool You Guys!


That moment when a pair of my socks both lose their partners, and I force them into a new arranged marriage. The best Valentine a man can receive. (I got this last Valentines day from a friend.) This is how I … Continue reading

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Why I Closed My Facebook Account


Last December I made one of the biggest social media decisions in my life. I completely removed my Facebook account. (Twitter as well) The reasons are three fold. 1. I joined Facebook back in 2005 because I wanted to know … Continue reading

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