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- Doing my thing of tweeting once a month. Its like a twitter menstrual period.I just tweeted 2 years ago
- Snickerdoodle is just a fun word to sayI just tweeted 2 years ago
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So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading
I don’t mean to brag. Butt I do. 1. I’ve caught a total of three women checking out my butt. 2. Its a nice large size but not too big. 3. It holds my pants up. If my butt … Continue reading
Happy Birthday to me last Friday! You know those moments where everything seems to just be awesome? Well I had 2 of those moments on my birthday. Like most of you unfortunate souls who celebrate your birthday during the … Continue reading
So I started writing down all those things I’ve said that may or may not be funny. YOU DECIDE. And yes I know its quite egotistical to quote yourself, what can I say? I’m pretty awesome. For the record I’d … Continue reading
Listed below are things I may have said in the past… I’m not really sure. Statement: Looks like all that working out has really paid off, you look great! Response: I’m not working out to look good, I’m working … Continue reading
That moment when a pair of my socks both lose their partners, and I force them into a new arranged marriage. The best Valentine a man can receive. (I got this last Valentines day from a friend.) This is how I … Continue reading