Category Archives: Jobs, Life and the American Way

The Update *


So I know I haven’t posted in over a year. Alot has happened. I discovered a natural lubricant that is both rejuvenating and msg/gluten free. I broke up with my girl friend. Made a career change. Made a sex change. … Continue reading

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She is So Beautiful.


While I have never uttered any of these words, I know some poor sap of a guy has at one time or another. She is so beautiful, I just want to go through her garbage and see if she has … Continue reading

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Where You Put Your GPS Unit and What it Says About You.


Middle Lower of the Windshield. You’re the type of person who wants a clear view of the road. You probably take your time when you make left hand turns because your field of view is obscured by the door frame. … Continue reading

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Mind Games


    Hey folks! Here are some things you can do when you’re bored, want to mess with people or just like have free time in your day to day activities. I’ll be honest, if you plan on doing any … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Canadian Prime Minister


  Dear Canadian Prime Minister, I know what your real name is because I googled it. I’ve decided to call you Canadian Prime minister because it makes this open letter sound more ominous. Hey, its me Moses. I’ve decided to … Continue reading

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Observations Part 4


Just some observations for you all. I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee. The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing … Continue reading

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Silly Romance Novel Cover Artwork


Well look at you getting two blog posts this week. Aren’t you lucky! After writing my last Tuesday blog post, I thought I’d post some of the other cover art I came across. ENJOY!  

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