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So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading
While I have never uttered any of these words, I know some poor sap of a guy has at one time or another. She is so beautiful, I just want to go through her garbage and see if she has … Continue reading
We all have those days. How I feel checking for grammatical errors before posting a blog post. How I feel after I’ve published said blog post, and find a really bad grammatical error: How I feel when I say something … Continue reading
Many of you have already picked out various new years resolutions. Or as I like to call them “promises.” You probably have already broken your’s already. Who says you gotta go THE WHOLE YEAR without eating ice cream? That shit … Continue reading
I spent the better part of this week trying to figure out what to write about. I debated doing a background on the types of plastic army men or even the “most awkward things to say to lady.” (that’s sure … Continue reading
In the mood for some sexual intercourse? Here are some tips and tricks I’ve put together to hopefully get your lady in the mood as well. Please understand that these are not guarantees. Things to say: 1. “God I just … Continue reading
These will all come true. 1. Jesus will use 2013 to smite Kim Kardashian. she’ll get fat because of being pregnant and her show will be cancelled. 2. Fidel Castro will die in July. 3. The NHL will lock out … Continue reading
Continuing the trend of babies. I came across this list of the most popular children’s (expected) names of 2013. I’m like, “how do they know?Do they have time machines and a data center equipped to spit out birth certificates filed … Continue reading