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Lets Talk About Forts Some More!


If you haven’t seen my the first post please click here. Ok, now that you’re all caught up lets continue with our regularly scheduled blog post. Island Fort Ultimate Defense rating level 10, because even zombies flying helicopters would have … Continue reading

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GUYS GUYS A Word of ADVICE! *UPDATE* LAP DANCE!


  Another classy post from me. I’m not sure if  you read THIS post from last week. I gave advice on different stuff, losing weight, gaining confidence among others. Earlier this week I came across this article about “Liquid Lap … Continue reading

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Workouts and Workout Tips For Weight Warriors!


Here are some helpful tips for people just now starting your new years resolutions; as well for people looking for new workout strategies. 1. “Re-creation Workout” Wake up at 5 am. eat a small breakfast. RUN A FUCKING MARATHON. DIE … Continue reading

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How I Feel About Blogging With Gifs Part 2


For those of you looking for PART 1… Here you go. How I feel when I write a great joke: How all bloggers on WordPress feel when they want to get freshly pressed: When they don’t get freshly pressed: When … Continue reading

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You Are Such A…..


You’re such an alcoholic that I’ve considered investing in the company that makes your favorite alcohol. You are so unloved, you’re not allowed to like anything on Facebook. You are such a mystery that the Illuminati come to you for … Continue reading

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How I feel about blogging, as told through GIFs.


First things first. This is what a GIF is. Alright now on to more important things, like how I feel. How I feel when I write a blog post and it gets one lonely little like: How I feel when … Continue reading

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We all can’t wait to get old.


I bet you’re all excited about getting old. The increasing number and sizes of flaps of skin. I bet you’ll be excited for that bladder that fills and empties when you least expect it. I bet you’re all excited from … Continue reading

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