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Romance and Relationships As Told Through Gifs


So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading

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What I Would Do If I Won The Lottery


Just some fun things to do with your time if you win. You never know. It doesn’t hurt to day dream once in a while. 1. I’d dress up like a homeless man, any time someone would give me a … Continue reading

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She is So Beautiful.


While I have never uttered any of these words, I know some poor sap of a guy has at one time or another. She is so beautiful, I just want to go through her garbage and see if she has … Continue reading

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Where You Put Your GPS Unit and What it Says About You.


Middle Lower of the Windshield. You’re the type of person who wants a clear view of the road. You probably take your time when you make left hand turns because your field of view is obscured by the door frame. … Continue reading

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Mind Games


    Hey folks! Here are some things you can do when you’re bored, want to mess with people or just like have free time in your day to day activities. I’ll be honest, if you plan on doing any … Continue reading

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Observations Part 4


Just some observations for you all. I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee. The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing … Continue reading

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I Have an Amazing Butt


I don’t mean to brag. Butt I do. 1. I’ve caught a total of three women checking out my butt. 2. Its a nice large size but not too big. 3. It holds my pants up.   If my butt … Continue reading

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