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Some Cool Tshirts I own.


*I don’t actually own the title shirt mostly because I’m not that pretentious.* Hello everyone! I just thought I’d take this time to give you an example of some of the cool t-shirts I own and the story behind them. … Continue reading

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The Annoying Personality Traits in Friends.


How many of you have a friend that likes to involve themselves in your business? Or my favorite, a friend who mistakenly believes they’re right about everything. We all have friends and hopefully acquaintances that have the following quirky personality … Continue reading

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We all can’t wait to get old.


I bet you’re all excited about getting old. The increasing number and sizes of flaps of skin. I bet you’ll be excited for that bladder that fills and empties when you least expect it. I bet you’re all excited from … Continue reading

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Useless Superpowers and Other Abilities


Hello everyone, sorry I didn’t write last week. I’ve been busy and neglected my blog. I guess I don’t have a super power that pertains to blog writing. Enjoy! 1. Having a self cleaning Asshole. 2. The ability to have … Continue reading

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Nobody is Perfect


Don’t ever go through life thinking you’re a failure if you make one mistake. Just don’t! The Pope resigned. Even Olympic runners stub their toes from time to time. Superman ain’t so super. Give him a nice kryptonite bow tie … Continue reading

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Your Mom Called, The Internet Hates You.


In order for this blog post to work, imagine the nerdiest skinniest guy yelling these at you from behind a computer. You’re the kind of Asshole who gets excited about and shares that Youtube video we all saw 3 years … Continue reading

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Lets Be Honest


Well folks, here is a list of things I want to be honest about. I’m not talking about this kind of honesty: I’m talking about this kind: Lets be honest, A sore thumb doesn’t stick out, it just hurts a … Continue reading

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