Tag Archives: humor blogs

The Blog Post Where I Quote Myself.


So I started writing down all those things I’ve said that may or may not be funny. YOU DECIDE. And yes I know its quite egotistical to quote yourself, what can I say? I’m pretty awesome. For the record I’d … Continue reading

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Why I Closed My Facebook Account


Last December I made one of the biggest social media decisions in my life. I completely removed my Facebook account. (Twitter as well) The reasons are three fold. 1. I joined Facebook back in 2005 because I wanted to know … Continue reading

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Going To A Movie Theater, as told through GIFS.


We all go see m0vies right? Sometimes its a good experience, sometimes its bad. I went to my local theater and this is what happened. I’m meeting a few other friends to see the movie THOR 2. I’ve decided to … Continue reading

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Tips For Throwing Parties


The summer party season is upon us, (July 4th, Bastille day and countless other summer galas and soirees) allow me to partake in a series of tips, tricks and other party favors to help you in your endeavor to be … Continue reading

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Not Learning To Read and other observations.


Just some observations y’all. – Alzheimer’s plus premature ejaculation would be confusing as hell. – Jewish Santa Claus is really Karl Marx. Proof: – The way to tell if you’re very close friends with someone, is to borrow something of … Continue reading

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How I Feel About Blogging With Gifs Part 2


For those of you looking for PART 1… Here you go. How I feel when I write a great joke: How all bloggers on WordPress feel when they want to get freshly pressed: When they don’t get freshly pressed: When … Continue reading

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You Are Such A…..


You’re such an alcoholic that I’ve considered investing in the company that makes your favorite alcohol. You are so unloved, you’re not allowed to like anything on Facebook. You are such a mystery that the Illuminati come to you for … Continue reading

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